Two limitations of call-forwarding on Google Voice

It seems that as currently configured, Google Voice does not allow more than one of their numbers to be forwarded to any particular phone number. That means that if I have several visitors staying with me, no more than one of them can have his calls forwarded to my home number via Google Voice.

A second restriction is one I described in an earlier post: that call-forwarding cannot cross national boundaries. I can see that that prevents people from getting around international phone charges, but the rule applies even between the US and Canada, and at the moment US-Canada phone calls are subject to no charges on Google Voice. So in this respect call-forwarding is actually more restricted than ordinary phone service is.

I ran into both of these problems when trying to set up Google Voice as a way of avoiding long-distance charges for someone without computer or cell-phone skills.

Nailset = chasse-clou

After some effort, I recalled not only the English word nailset (a punch for sinking a nail below the level of the wood holding it) but also its French equivalent chasse-clou. This tool was needed in the room where we stayed in Montréal recently.

Google Translate was, as usual these days in cases of difficult vocabulary, essentially useless.

A stricture on Google Voice

I’ll be in Canada for a little while and wanted to arrange a way for my elderly mother to call me easily from New York. I had the idea of adding my Canadian hotel-room’s direct number to a Google Voice account. That way my mother could dial a local New York number and reach me in Canada. She refuses to touch computers, but this seemed to be a way to access free VoIP, US to Canada, using actual phones. Calls between the US and Canada are free on Google Voice this year (2012), so there should be no trouble, right?

But it’s not permitted. The Settings page will not allow me to add a Canadian number to an account that is already associated with a US number. The actual error is “Country of the forwarding phone does not match the user’s country.”

The experience of learning vim commands

There seem to be two different compartments in my brain for clusters of vim commands. One is verbal. I learned ddp to reverse two lines and xp to reverse two characters. When I did so I learned them first as “words”, and that’s how they remain in my head. I can access them fast as words, almost by reflex.

The other compartment is accretionary. I never thought of ggVG (for selecting the whole contents of a file) as a command cluster until I saw it in print, but when I did I recognized it at once as something I type all the time.

It seems most effective to let my highly verbal tendencies consolidate what I have gradually learned through accretion.

Frank Mittelbach on documentation (2006)

Frank Mittelbach:

I think it is extremely valuable to combine the development of software (actually anything) with the task of writing about it in some way. Trying to explain to others the functions and concepts behind a creation helps a lot in finding out whether or not something is going to work in practice. If you can’t explain it or if the explanation turns out to be horribly complicated, then there is something fundamentally wrong with your creation and you should return to the drawing board.

Very important here is that one does not stop at simply documenting functions or menu items (though that is a start) but effectively tries to document the usage flow and the reasons why one would do things in one way or the other. Often enough (with free software as well as commercial software) you find only rudimentary documentation that tells you that such and such feature exists but never explains why one would want to use the feature in the first place. That type of documentation, while necessary, will not help in improving your tool (and often enough it turns out that such features only got implemented because they were easy to add without providing any real benefit).

So yes, documenting ideas and work flows has always been an integral part for me of developing and/or improving software, both my own as well as software from others. In The LATEX Companion, for example, a good proportion of what I describe is software developed by others, and the process of trying to explain how to use this software and finding good usage examples led in many cases to improvements in syntax or features after some discussions with the authors.

Therefore my advice to developers is to always try their hands at documenting their own creations or at least find somebody who does it for them (starting from the initial development!) — and carefully evaluate the findings from this process: it will result in noticeable improvements in the product.

Gianluca Pignalberi and Dave Walden, “Interview of Frank Mittelbach”. Joint interview published by the TeX Users Group and the Free Software Review (2006).

Frank Mittelbach on collaboration (2006)

Frank Mittelbach:

I do indeed like to collaborate and over the years worked successfully with many different people (on various topics and in different subject domains). For me the main value of collaboration is during the development of ideas which, in my experience, are best produced in an open exchange. My mental picture here is a table tennis or similar game which only develops if one directly reacts to whatever your counterpart thinks of and “picks up the ball as played”. People who have worked with me know that I like white board drawing sessions (I do need to visualize while I play along) and brainstorming and mind mapping methods.

But I’m also a stickler for details and can spend a lot of energy and effort in actually finishing something (to my own satisfaction) when I consider it worthwhile. Collaboration on that level — after the initial concept and design development work has finished and the nitty gritty detail work starts — normally takes one of two forms: either I restrict myself largely to mentoring and let others work on actual implementations, or I put so much energy into a certain task that it outweighs other people’s involvement by a large factor. My base motto here is “Es gibt nichts Gutes, außer man tut es” (free translation: Nothing good will come into existence unless you actually do it) by Erich Kästner which at least in the German language nicely rhymes.

A lot of collaboration necessarily happens via email (due to living in different countries, etc.), but I find it extremely valuable to interrupt this method of working at irregular intervals with face-to-face meetings to flesh out ideas and make them concrete enough to go ahead for a while in semi-isolation with only email and or phone calls as the means of “direct” communication. This also explains why most of the more fundamental work that is associated with Rainer Schöpf’s and my names dates from the time when we both studied at the University and had a chance for a more regular exchange of ideas in front of white boards (drinking gallons of tea).

Gianluca Pignalberi and Dave Walden, “Interview of Frank Mittelbach”. Joint interview published by the TeX Users Group and the Free Software Review (2006).

A less painful way to install Adblock Plus filter-subscriptions in Firefox

Adblock Plus, an “add-on” for current versions of the Firefox browser, is a powerful tool for suppressing advertising. After installing Firefox, you have the choice of installing any number of add-ons, and this is normally the very first one I do.

Adblock Plus uses filters to determine what is an ad. Finding filters, unless you write them yourself (a most tedious procedure), requires you to subscribe to existing lists. I subscribe to eleven in all, and I almost never see an ad — either graphic or text-based — when I use Firefox. It makes the Internet a liveable place for me.

But subscribing to filters is unpleasant because it requires many repetitive mouse-actions. A faster way is to create a file called patterns.ini containing only the following:

[Subscription]
url=~wl~
title=Exception Rules
defaults=whitelist

[Subscription]
url=~fl~
title=Ad Blocking Rules
defaults=blocking

[Subscription]
url=https://adversity.googlecode.com/hg/Adversity.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=http://adblockrules.org/download.php?type=all
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=http://adblock-chinalist.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/adblock.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://easylist-downloads.adblockplus.org/easyprivacy.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://easylist-downloads.adblockplus.org/easylist.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://secure.fanboy.co.nz/fanboy-adblocklist-addon.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://adversity.googlecode.com/hg/Adversity-Tracking.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=http://fanboy-adblock-list.googlecode.com/hg/fanboy-adblocklist-current-expanded.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=http://fanboy-adblock-list.googlecode.com/hg/fanboy-adblocklist-stats.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://adblock-chinalist.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/adblock.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

[Subscription]
url=https://secure.fanboy.co.nz/enhancedstats.txt
downloadStatus=synchronize_ok

(This is my own list, of course.) I save patterns.ini to the adblockplus directory, which is typically at a path something like this:

… Firefox/Profiles/<hash>.default/adblockplus/

where <hash> is a random-looking eight-digit alphanumeric sequence that identifies a given user profile to Firefox. (Each <hash>.default user profile needs its own set of Adblock Plus filters in the appropriate subdirectory.)

Then I go to Firefox and open the filter preference window for Adblock Plus. On OS X, that means Tools -> Adblock Plus -> Filter Preferences. In the bottom right corner of the window there is a checkbox marked “Allow some non-intrusive advertising”. If I click it, either to check or uncheck it, the filters in patterns.ini immediately repopulate from the URLs I have placed in the minimal file.

So it doesn’t seem to be necessary to go through the tedious manual installation method in order to get the filter subscriptions. I save a copy of the minimal patterns.ini file above in a normal directory for fast replacement if I need a new user profile for some reason.


The “Allow some non-intrusive advertising” option was introduced in v. 2 of Adblock Plus — in other words, it is recent. At the moment, only ads associated with two German sites, netzwelt.de and guruads.de, are involved, but surely this is the beginning of a much more pervasive trend, since advertising now funds most internet content, or so it appears to me. When I was a boy, all television was free as long as you had a TV set to receive it; apart from public broadcasting, it was paid for entirely with advertising. So I recognize the smell of this business model.

QuickTime Pro easily concatenates .m4v video files

The only form of strenuous indoor exercise I really like is using an elliptical machine, which is ghastly boring compared to Gotham Breakneck outdoors. I can watch a movie or TV show on Netflix, but the kind I prefer for entertainment — at a thoughtful speed, usually — lose my interest when I’m exercising. Only dramas filled with action or, better still, fast-moving deceit and intrigue can hold my attention. And there are only so many of those that are good enough to watch.

So I’ve been watching math videos, some of which are really wonderful. I find they stimulate me to considerable exertion on the machine. The problem is that they’re rarely as long as my 40-60 minute elliptical sessions. Some are as short as 10 minutes.

Using QuickTime Pro, I can combine any number of .m4v files into one and save the result with no loss of quality. This has completely solved the problem.


I have v. 7.7, which I am using on Mac OS 10.5.8, an installation two operating-system versions old but totally adequate to my needs.

Are cell phones and bananas radioactive?

I’ve often heard that both bananas and cell phones emit nuclear radiation.

Below are measurements taken with the Mazur Instruments PRM-8000 nuclear geiger counter. Each reading lasted 10 minutes and was taken in the same place as the others. The result is reported standardized as mR/hour. All items were at a uniform distance of 1 mm from the tube opening. The phones were placed with a non-screen edge at the tube opening.

item measurement
background radiation where tests were done 0.015 mR/hr
Casio G’zOne cell phone, off 0.017 mR/hr
Casio G’zOne cell phone, in standby 0.015 mR/hr
Casio G’zOne cell phone, in live call 0.016 mR/hr
HTC Incredible Android smartphone, off 0.016 mR/hr
HTC Incredible Android smartphone, in standby 0.014 mR/hr
HTC Incredible Android smartphone, recording video 0.016 mR/hr
Delmonte organic banana, product of Ecuador (slice) 0.017 mR/hr
Favorita non-organic banana, product of Ecuador (slice) 0.016 mR/hr

Doesn’t look too worrisome, does it?

Materials used in paper bank statements

I have been going through old bank statements and am struck by the wastefulness of some of them. (We still receive paper statements because one of the people in our household prefers them to electronic statements.)

In 2007, Washington Mutual’s statements were still being printed on heavy US-letter stock, single-sided (the reverse is pre-printed with an account-reconciliation form and various regulations, in light blue). There is a lot of blank space on each page — each statement is typically three pages long, and the content could easily have been presented on a single side. The postage for three pages would have been the same as for one at that time (each sheet weighs 0.18 oz and the first ounce is a single price), but obviously the amount of paper must have made a difference to the bank’s costs. Washington Mutual was seized by the U.S. Government in the Fall of 2008

I wonder it there is any correlation between the material expenses of a bank and its survival in a stressful economy. Probably those costs approach zero in comparison with employee bonuses, but I wonder if extravagance in materials is a good predictor of extravagance in other areas.

Against the single time zone

In an article published by the Cato Institute, Steve H. Hanke and Richard Conn Henry have proposed using a single time zone around the world. They write:

This would mean that bank employees in the far East of Russia would start work with the sun well up in the sky, while bank employees in the far west of Russia would be at their desks before the sun has risen. But, across the country, they could conduct business with one another, all the working day. … One time throughout the world, one date throughout the world. Refill dates for prescription drugs would be the same day of the month, every month, every year. Business meetings, sports schedules and school calendars would be identical every year. Today’s cacophony of time zones, daylight savings times, and calendar fluctuations, year-after-year (sic) would be over. The economy — that’s all of us — would receive a permanent “harmonization dividend.” (“Changing Times,” http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=13940, accessed 20111229)

And when would the working day be? Whose convenience would be served — who would get to be awake during normal daylight in a unified global work day?

Actually, China already uses a single time zone (Beijing time, Běijīng shíjiān 北京時間) across almost all its own territory, all the way to the western borders of its Central Asian possessions. Fewer degrees of longitude are involved than in the case of Russia, but the Chinese example shows that it is grimly over-optimistic to think we can regulate people on a turning globe* to live according to a single working day.

The Chinese single time zone is primarily an expression of central political power over the localities. But there is no question of people in the non-Han far west actually getting up and going to sleep at the same times as people in the Han east. People simply will not do that without coercion. They start work when the daylight is normal for them to start work, of course. If you want to talk to someone living many degrees of longitude away, you still have to figure out when they’re awake or at work.

“Harmonization dividends”, meaning not having to think about complicated things, do not come into it.

For China, where “harmony” (héxié 和諧) is a current catchword for obedience to authority, the only “harmonization dividend” from this system is the lip service paid to the single time zone of the east: a unified metric appears to be in use, but in reality people just ignore it when it ceases to be convenient.


* Of course, if the turning globe had one pole permanently toward the sun, a single time zone would be easy to enforce, and most of the population would live in the sunlit area. Stay tuned to see if someone proposes that next.

Leibniz’s theodicy, dynamic programming, and strategies for learning

Leibniz, in his Essais de Théodicée (1710, I), says:

Il demeure toujours vrai … qu’il y a une infinité de Mondes possibles, dont il faut que Dieu ait choisi le meilleur; puisqu’il ne fait rien sans agir suivant la suprême Raison.

[It always remains true ... that there are an infinity of possible Worlds, from which it must be that God would have chosen the best, since he does nothing without acting in accordance with supreme Reason.]

Leibniz has been roundly ridiculed for this sentiment. Apparently he rejects the desirability of finding optimal subproblems, in the logical sense, within moral philosophy. Coming from the coiner of the term differential and what remains (300 years on) its modern symbol, this seems inconsistent. Then again, maybe it is Leibniz’s detractors who fail to see the possibility of optimal subproblems in the order of the universe, because they are distracted by the immediacy of human suffering. Perhaps Leibniz thinks that all this really does even out algorithmically.

The question of efficiency strategies is much on my mind these days, as I have been trying to master the units on dynamic programming and greedy algorithms before tomorrow’s final exam in Algorithms. There has been ample time, but somehow I never use time as effectively as I might, and I wonder if the subject itself does not contain lessons for me, going forward.

In the past year, calendar 2011, I have made headway clearing my desk of obligations from my past academic life. My mind is clearer, too. Though not as clear as I wish, since it has been cluttered with the new learning I have taken in during two semesters of Data Structures and Algorithms this year, the heart of the mathematical poetry that underlies computer science. It has been a good year and I think it will remain a memorable one for me, if perhaps not the best of all possible years.

I use the word “cluttered” advisedly above, since it seems to me that while I am perhaps able to study with preplanned efficiency, my mind does not learn that way itself. In particular, my mind seems to require a distinctly inefficient period of “shaking down” what I have learned before it displays any comfort with new learning, to say nothing of mastery. A really efficient learning strategy would include provision for that process.

Emanuel Derman and Paul Wilmott on mathematical models and self-delusion (2009)

Derman and Wilmott:

Simple clear models with explicit assumptions about small numbers of variables are … the best way to leverage your intuition without deluding yourself.

— “Financial Modelers’ Manifesto,” January 7, 2009, Posted at http://www.wilmott.com/blogs/paul/index.cfm/2009/1/8/Financial-Modelers-Manifesto , accessed 20111214. (Forum discussion at http://www.wilmott.com/messageview.cfm?catid=3&threadid=67869)

Two more rules of thumb for the New York subway

  • Getting a less crowded car. If the trains you are trying to take are persistently crowded, try riding some number of stops in the opposite direction and then switching back to the direction you want to go in. You may be able to get on before the crowds have accumulated. Schematically, this is like applying a function to a hard problem in order to make it easier to solve and then after it has been solved applying the function’s inverse.
  • A situation when you should always take a seat. If the train stops unexpectedly between stations for longer than a minute or two, grab any empty seat you can. You may be delayed longer than you planned for, and in such circumstances you may be glad to be able to sit down. You can always give it up to someone in greater need, anyway.

Earlier remarks on NYC transportation.

Jim Coplien on reflection and problem-solving (2011)

Jim Coplien writes:

Failure can be your friend.

The very nature of kaizen [dpb: 改善] in Japanese culture is rooted in an introspective state of hansei [dpb: 反省]: of deep reflection and of identifying with the problem. Only then are we truly in a position to understand how we can relate to solving the problem, either by removing its cause, or working with others to do so, or to embark on a program of continuous practice to remove the problem. Also intrinsic to kaizen is that improvement comes not so much from solving the problem, but from going to the next level to remove its very cause. There is lasting value in fixing a software bug. There is broad, lasting value from improving the process to diminish the chances that such kinds of bugs can ever arise again. But we need those bugs, those problems, to trigger the process changes. In that sense we celebrate the opportunity that presents itself when a problem arises, though we soberly assess our place in that system.

Speaking of intentional practice, periodic reflection is a good thing. Explicitly take time to reflect on opportunities to improve — as an individual, a family, a team, or as a corporation. It takes trust and courage, but it builds trust and courage as well. William James said “The error is needed to set off the truth, much as a dark background is required for exhibiting the brightness of a picture.”

— Blog entry “There is No Failure — Only Feedback,” 20111130, on line at http://www.computer.org/portal/web/buildyourcareer/Agile-Careers/-/blogs/there-is-no-failure-%E2%80%94-only-feedback , accessed 20111205.

Two rules of thumb about transportation in New York

  • If you take a cab, always get a receipt. It may prove useful later if you find you have lost something or need to remember where you were at a certain time.
  • When there is a crowd on the subway platform, don’t try to be the first one into the car. Instead, get behind someone large and aggressive (aggressive is the most important quality), so you can follow them in without having to shove too many people, yourself.

Anecdotal report on experimenting with creatine as a study aid

For two weeks, I have experimented with creatine, a non-essential nutrient widely used by athletes to build muscle mass. I have no interest in muscle mass, but was interested in reports of improvements to cognition and memory in certain circumstances — something that has begun to interest me keenly as I try to manage my time and shepherd my attention in order to learn mathematics as well as I can. I have achieved pretty dense technical expertise in Chinese and related areas, but math is harder for me than anything else I have ever studied. On the other hand, creatine’s effects on cognition and memory are documented mainly for people with impaired cognitive ability due to age, illness, diet, or exhaustion. Only the last of these might conceivably apply to me in my present life, and I am not aware of any cognitive deficit — in fact, I seem to get a lot more done than most people I know.


Creatine. Creatine is synthesized in the human body from amino acids and can be fully absorbed for at least the first several months of use, after which its effects seem to drop off. There seem to be no known dangers to its use in my circumstances. The creatine I took was from Twinlabs, which says that it buys the raw ingredient from laboratories in Germany and China, and tests and packages it in the US.

Dosage. For ten days, I took 3.6 g of creatine monohydrate twice a day, together with vitamin B and C and some simple carbohydrates. These doses are typical of those in medical experiments and are at the low end of what is apparently common in use by athletes, for whom doses of 20-30g/day are not unusual. For the following four days I took no creatine at all but continued the vitamin B and C.

Effects. I noticed a very marked increase in the energy I felt, especially when exercising — when walking fast on New York streets (the so-called Gotham Breakneck) and on an elliptical machine. I would describe my mood as somewhat more excited than usual, but not to the point of being jumpy or jittery. When walking, I felt quite a surge of power — so much that at first I thought I ought to be careful lest I inadvertently bump into someone. For the elliptical machine, I can offer an actual measurement, since the machine I use measures the energy needed to resist the flywheel’s rotation and reports that as a number of calories. During the ten days of creatine use, I averaged 940 calories/hour of exercise. In the previous eight weeks, without any creatine use, I averaged 902 calories/hour. The increase was about 4% over my recent level — nothing spectacular, even if significant. Over the past two years I have averaged 924±70 calories/hour on the same machine.

Anecdotally, I noticed some increase in libido and food-cravings (though not overall appetite). Both may be attributable to the feeling of excitement I described above. Apart from that sensation, I noticed no changes in my overall range of moods. My sleep was noticeably sounder than usual. In my normal life without creatine, unless I have had a minimum of 80 minutes of strenuous exercise during the previous day, I typically wake up at night after 3-4 hours and have to force myself to sleep again, often by reading or writing. I think this is the effect of stress, which exercise relieves very palpably. During the period of creatine use I slept at least 6 and half hours every night and do not recall waking after 3-4 hours, even though I got the same amount of strenuous exercise I normally do — which is to say about 45 minutes a day, plus the modest effects of working at a standing desk for most of my work day and a small amount (30 minutes or less) of Gotham Breakneck walking. I typically take at least one short (10-20 minute) nap during the day, and also did so on the days when I was taking creatine.

There have been reports of dyspepsia or water retention with creatine use in controlled conditions, but I noticed none. All my bodily and mental functions appeared normal to me, except for the few items described above: mild but persistent excitement, considerable power when exercising, more energy during the day, mildly increased libido and food-cravings, sounder sleep without waking.

Most importantly, I noticed no improvement in my ability to get through hard intellectual problems, to prioritize tasks, to recall facts, or to concentrate generally. In fact, since each dose of creatine was followed by several hours of comparative excitement, I think the state of my mind for study was slightly less than ideal.

After ending the use of creatine, I felt completely normal beginning on the very first day — my levels of energy and attention seemed normal to me. My ability to concentrate on difficult ideas was no worse than when I was taking creatine.

Conclusions:

First, that creatine seems to be effective for increasing one’s energy level, especially for physical exercise. If I find myself tired or under heavy stress, I may take small doses again for a limited period of time.

Second, that creatine is of no use to me as a study aid. I had considered that patience and concentration are matters of time-management, which is a matter of discipline, which can be thought of as a matter of strength and stamina — and that creatine would help with the first step in this chain, that of strength and stamina. But I now see very much more clearly that patience is a consequence of the reflexive application of patience itself, and that the increase in physical energy brought about by creatine is actually a hindrance (say, a small one) to the cultivation and practice of patience.


Readings:

Below are interesting extracts from the abstracts of about two dozen articles I examined while researching creatine. They should not be read out of context; the best thing would be to look up the original articles and read the abstracts completely and then try to understand as much of the original articles as one can in a reasonable amount of time. I spent a number of hours reading the materials and taking the notes below.

Cognition and Memory

  • Following 24-h sleep deprivation, creatine supplementation had a positive effect on mood state and tasks that place a heavy stress on the prefrontal cortex. McMorris et al., 2006a.
  • Creatine supplementation aids cognition in the elderly. McMorris et al., 2007a.
  • Creatine supplementation only improves cognitive processing and psychomotor performance in individuals who have impaired cognitive processing abilities. Rawson et al., 2008.
  • Creatine seems to be totally absorbed since no creatine or creatinine was detectable in feces. Ingestion of creatine combined with BG facilitates its retention by slowing down its absorption rate and reducing its urinary excretion. Deldicque et al., 2008.
  • During sleep deprivation with moderate-intensity exercise, creatine supplementation only affects performance of complex central executive tasks. McMorris et al., 2007b.
  • In vegetarians rather than in those who consume meat, creatine supplementation resulted in better memory. Irrespective of dietary style, the supplementation of creatine decreased the variability in the responses to a choice reaction-time task. Benton et al., 2011
  • The median healthy life span of Cr-fed mice was 9% higher than in control mice, and they performed significantly better in neurobehavioral tests. In brains of Cr-treated mice, there was a trend towards a reduction of reactive oxygen species and significantly lower accumulation of the “aging pigment” lipofuscin. Bender et al., 2008.
  • After taking the creatine supplement, task-evoked increase of cerebral oxygenated hemoglobin in the brains of subjects measured by near infrared spectroscopy was significantly reduced, which is compatible with increased oxygen utilization in the brain. Watanabe et al., 2002.

Habituation

  • Recent findings in healthy humans indicate that the beneficial effect on muscle function and muscle total creatine content may disappear when creatine is continuously ingested for more than two or three months. The mechanism for this habituation to chronic creatine exposure is poorly understood. (Derave et al. 2003) [DPB: Full text was not available.]
  • Effects of Withdrawal

  • Withdrawal from Cr had no effect on the rate of strength, endurance, and loss of lean tissue mass with 12 weeks of reduced-volume training. (Candow et al., 2004). [DPB: in other words, after cesssation of creatine, its lingering effect on strength, endurance, and loss of lean tissue mass is indistinguishable from not having taken it at all.]

Safety

  • We advise that high-dose (>3-5 g/day) creatine supplementation should not be used by individuals with pre-existing renal disease or those with a potential risk for renal dysfunction (diabetes, hypertension, reduced glomerular filtration rate). A pre-supplementation investigation of kidney function might be considered for reasons of safety, but in normal healthy subjects appears unnecessary. Kim et al., 2011.
  • There is little to no evidence that any of the newer forms of creatine are more effective and/or safer than CM whether ingested alone and/or in combination with other nutrients. Jäger et al., 2011.
  • Short-term Cr supplementation appears to be safe but does not enhance push-up performance. Armentano et al., 2007.
  • To date, studies have not found clinically significant deviations from normal values in renal, hepatic, cardiac or muscle function. Few data are available on the long-term consequences of creatine supplementation. Perskey et al., 2007.
  • Under conditions that exist the human stomach (high acidity and supply of nitrite from food and saliva), creatine can react to form N-nitrososarcosine that is known to induce esophageal cancer in rats and stomach cancer in mice. Archer, 2004.
  • Main side effects were gastrointestinal complaints. Although serum creatinine levels increased in Cr patients because of the degradation of Cr, all other markers of tubular or glomerular renal function, especially cystatin C, remained normal, indicating unaltered kidney function. Bender et al., 2008.
  • While creatine may enhance the performance of high-intensity, short-duration exercise, it is not useful in endurance sports. Because commercially marketed creatine products do not meet the same quality control standards of pharmaceuticals, there is always a concern of impurities or doses higher or lower than those on the labeling. Graham et al., 1999.

Caffeine and Creatine

  • High combined doses of creatine and caffeine does not affect the LBM composition of either sedentary or exercised rats, however, caffeine supplementation alone reduces the percentage of fat. Vertical jumping training increases the percentages of water and protein and reduces the fat percentage in rats. Franco et al., 2011.
  • Caffeine ingestion after creatine supplements augmented intermittent high-intensity sprint performance. Lee et al. 2011.
  • Although caffeine and creatine appear to be ergogenic aids, they do so in a sport-specific context and there is no rationale for their simultaneous use in sport. Higher doses of caffeine can be toxic and appear to be ergolytic. There is no rationale for creatine doses in excess of the recommendations, and some athletes can get stomach upset, especially at higher creatine doses. Tarnopolsky, 2011.
  • These findings suggest that the acute ingestion of this preexercise supplement ["containing caffeine, creatine, and amino acids"] may be an effective strategy for improving anaerobic performance, but appears to have no effect on aerobic power. Fukuda et al., 2010.
  • Improvements in VO2max, [critical velocity], and [lean body mass] when GT ["proprietary blend including whey protein, cordyceps sinensis, creatine, citrulline, ginseng, and caffeine"] is combined with HIIT ["high-intensity interval training"]. Three weeks of HIIT alone also augmented anaerobic running performance, VO2max and body composition. Smith, et al, 2010.
  • As indicated by a greater T(lim), acute caffeine ingestion was found to be ergogenic [New Oxford American Dictionary, version bundled with Mac OS 10.5.8: "intended to enhance physical performance, stamina, or recovery"] after 6-d of creatine supplementation and caffeine abstinence. Doherty et al., 2002.
  • It is concluded that Caf intake (3 days) prolongs muscle RT [relaxation time] and by this action overrides the shortening of RT due to creatine supplementation. Hespel et al., 2003.
  • Caffeine pharmacokinetics were not affected by concomitant administration of creatine or by physical exercise. In conclusion, neither maximal performance and subsequent recovery nor aerobic performance were enhanced by oral creatine supplementation in the study. Vanakosky, et al., 1998.
  • The data show that Cr supplementation elevates muscle PCr concentration and markedly improves performance during intense intermittent exercise. This ergogenic effect, however, is completely eliminated by caffeine intake. Vandenberghe et al., 1996.

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A rule of thumb in teaching

I think a good rule of thumb is that anything I want students to learn should be:

  • mandatory
  • introduced as early as possible
  • seen constantly, and better still used constantly
  • made as easy as possible for students to learn from me, by following instructions and also by observing my regular example.

Leaving such things merely “suggested” or “optional”, though it seems to grant freedom, is equivalent to not assigning them at all. Rather than the community of excellence that I hope for in my heart, I usually end up with a slum of underachievement, instead. Generally, only a really superior student ever does “suggested” activities, and even s/he rarely does many of them.

Competition and sharing in academia

This interesting exchange took place in the comments to a posting in John Cook’s Google+ account, date 20111106 (not sure how to link to it for the long term):

John Cook: “The softer the science, the more political it is. That matches my experience.”

Lao Tzu: “In maths departments, people feel they can use each other’s research so it’s more collegial. In philosophy departments, moving forward means cutting others down.”

John Cook: “Grants also make people less collegial. Someone at my institution said that when the faculty were first required to cover part of their salary in grants, people immediately began to view colleagues as competitors and quit sharing data.”

Idea for a metric of “softness” in scholarship: proportion of multi-author to single-author articles (books are more likely to be joint projects).

Though my interests are rather technical, all my articles (not books) were single-author until I left academia and stopped having to think about making an impression on deans and promotion committees — neither of which I actually cared about, but which had the power to affect my circumstances.

I still want credit for my ideas and labor, but now I’m glad to share credit for help I’ve received — in a byline, I mean, rather than simply thanking people in a footnote. I feel this to be a decisively healthier state of affairs than the way I used to work. Sharing a byline motivates me to ask for sharing of ideas rather than just “help”, and motivates others to give more fully of themselves.

But the humanities does seem to discourage collaboration. I continue to be contacted by other scholars who want me to advise them on something that they will publish alone, even though we could do a much better job if we worked together. Graduate students (I won’t name the institutions) seem reluctant to do projects I’ve assigned unless they can turn them into a conference paper of some sort, which in the humanities means a single-author byline. The first really harsh review I’ve ever written came out recently — among other things, I criticized the author because he should have collaborated fully with a statistician and a historical phonologist; instead, he merely asked for their technical help and then drew his own conclusions and published the whole mess under his own name.